February 2012
120 posts
friend: i miss my boyfriend
me: so do i
friend: he calls me princess
me: he calls me fan
me: sometimes fans like plural
me: so he'll be like "I love my fans!" and I'm like I love you too boo.
friend:
me: omg let's go do something productive today!
tumblr: are you sure?
me: yeah I need a social li-
tumblr: do you
tumblr: do you really
me: but I have no frie-
tumblr: I'm your friend
me: but I was just gon-
tumblr: sh sit down
me: ok
That moment when you and someone are in a...
fizzyrainbowpops:
And at first you both just stop talking and look at each other like:
Then you both look at the person like:
Originality
sorryforlivin:
So this is a quick rant. I hate when a person has no originality. Be your own person, don’t copy someone cause you are unsure of who you are its just not cool. I know there is a lot of people in the world and in some times you do copy but do it in your own way and own time don’t just go do something because some one you know is doing it or wants to. It’s frustrating.and annoying....
I don't care if you don't want to hangout just...
Individuality?
Oh no. You see, by telling everyone that you’re SO individual, and doing everything they do, you’re just going and joining the rest of the ‘individuals’.
Jog on.
if you don't get my humor, better yet, if you...
you end up looking like a stupid fuck and end up pissing me off.
get the fuck out.
Everyone just needs to shut up.We get it, you all... →
Everyone just needs to shut up.
We get it, you all hate valentines day and you believe love should be celebrated everyday, not just one day.
If the world didn’t know you were single before, we sure as hell know now.
Let’s be real here, if you had someone you got to spend everyday with and love…
that one person you hate but pretend to be friends...
and they’re all “when are we gonna chill?”
and you’re all “i dont know im really busy lately”
but in your head youre like
i don’t like you i don’t wanna talk to you, you are annoying. go away.
I don't know how much longer I can pretend to like...
When people ask me why I'm so dressed up today, I...
Maybe, JUST BECAUSE, ever think of that. ARE YOU IMPLYING I DRESS LIKE SHIT EVERY OTHER DAY?!
That moment when you were just chilling and stuff...
Throw something at bin. Miss the bin.
Glare at object until it decides to gain life and move by itself to it’s rightful place.
Stop looking at me. Stop staring at me. I don’t care why you’re doing it or if you miss me or whatever. I can’t take it. I can’t take almost crying over you again. I told myself I was done with you months ago. Don’t make me a liar.
Jesus Christ.
If this blonde bitch across the room doesn’t stop staring at me I will stab her in the neck with a fork..
